white fox Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live up by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bu99er. Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found her head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 Sick White Sick!! But brilliant!!!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 thats just sick.. ive got a sort of saying.. Im not a vegaterian because i love animals. im a vegaterian because i hate vegatables. i heard something else good today but forgot.. will get dad to tell me after.. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 I have something similar, Here goes: 'Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small Island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren so she kills herself. This is sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course. After a couple of years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing........................ So they decide to bury her.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 that is almost as bad. Edit.. i just remeberred the joke.. sorry if anyone takes this racail, but i dont know anyone that is from a foreign country(except for a few english, irish and Gurkhas..) Joke: Why cant people from Pakistan play football? Because every time there's a corner they put a shop on it!! :yp: :yp: Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleman56 Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 i like the jokes ladds very good got the wife going anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Q. whats the connection between a woman and a computer. A. they both need information punched into them. My hands are ready for the cuffs ern LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 that is almost as bad. Edit.. i just remeberred the joke.. sorry if anyone takes this racail, but i dont know anyone that is from a foreign country(except for a few english, irish and Gurkhas..) Joke: Why cant people from Pakistan play football? Because every time there's a corner they put a shop on it!! B) Aled OI ALED My mothers a pakistani corner shop on the corner of a football field. YOU are so asking for it. Ever come near and she'll flatten you. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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