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We prefer to line the front path with bear traps and keep a pot of hot oil boiling on the roof. After all, living in a london borough we have to be a bit careful. I made sure to carry out a risk assessment first to ensure i wasn't in any danger :):D

 

Last year we used a small yield, tactical thermonuclear weapon but the neighbours complained about the noise :D

 

Seriously though, this was the first year without a single caller, which was nice :thumbs:

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That is a very kind offer Jordan , but without meaning to sound rude you are still a young lad in peoples eye's and I am 20 years older mate .Unfortunatley in this day and age going out shooting etc could be misconstrued as something totally different , even though perfectly innocent :D

 

But if you can drag your old man out , why not take a trip down the clay club one sunday and we could have a go at the clays down there buddy. :thumbs:

 

Hope you understand mate , and once again that was a very kind offer ,and one that I wish that I could have taken up .

 

All the best Jordan

 

Barrie :)

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Bloody loads, theyve been coming for weeks, nevermind haloween.

 

We gave up on small change years ago. Stale toffees, and disliked chocolates do the trick. They dont come back for a second helping. A classic case of the trickers being treated, but tricked.

 

it really ****** me off. Penny for halloween, where the hell did that come from?

Go away, and come back when it is halloween.

 

The kids even come around penny for the guy with no guy!

 

At least when we were kids we dressed up my younger brother to look like a guy.

 

I think that this has affected his long term outlook on life, as, unless hes dressed up for a special occasion, you could willingly pick him up and chuck him on a bonfire any time of the year; and its nearly 40 years since we pushed him round the local pubs in my sisters pram.

 

I can remember my mum jumping off a bus one evening when we were out with our psudo guy. She gave us all a clip around the ear, pulled the newspaper out of Davids pants and washed his face with her spit, like mums did. We were all sent off home, whilst she cought the next bus. Those were the days, penny bangers and toupenny rockets. Blowing up mounds of sand with bangers, collecting bommy wood for weeks, no ones back gate was safe. we must have cost the council a small fortune.

 

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LB

 

Fortunateley, I didnt; neither did my brother, which given the degree of cruelty inflicted is really quite surprising.

 

A couple of our gang used to see the nit nurse, and also have purple stuff daubed on their lips; maybe they didnt spit the bangers out quick enough.

 

webber

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