the last engineer Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: you can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore (chemist for aled ) and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Been on here before my friend, but bloody good all the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonbloke Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted November 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 sorry red, the old pony express here is just that ,but less of the express,more like a three legged yak from outer mongolia martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 YES i do know what a Local Drugstore is. good joke imo. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Yeh I heard it before but it is a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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