bob300w Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Apart from the 7 gazillion little black flies How many Lefty? I made it 14, 15 if you count the one that mark had a fight with, but then, I don't exaggerate like some. Slight change of subject, what's the recommended calibre and shot size for micro-lights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted August 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 It all nearly went tits up after the second stand when Bob realised the guy before us has nicked his gun. The after wandering around with Lefty's gun slip for a minute found his gun a good 6 feet away where he ******* left it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted August 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Apart from the 7 gazillion little black flies How many Lefty? There really were. 15,000 dropped out of my **** crack when i had a shower. They initially got trapped when i clenched at the sight of the high tower and must have stayed there all the way back to Bradfield Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Apart from the 7 gazillion little black flies How many Lefty? There really were. 15,000 dropped out of my **** crack when i had a shower. They initially got trapped when i clenched at the sight of the high tower and must have stayed there all the way back to Bradfield Hall. If they were anywhere near your ****crack, they were dead long before you reached Bradfield Towers. I trust that you are going to fill the hole in the floor of the car before it rains? I blame the weight of that fat ******* in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Hmmm, Yet again, as predicted on this forum, another very lacklustre performance from our very own self confessed "hotshot" MC... :unsure: Martin,........................a question...............are you any good at Darts...........or Tiddleywinks..................:unsure:??? 'Cos I don't think you're gonna make it at Clay Shooting..!! Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Do you have your Equity card yet? No? You really should look into it you know, you're a funny guy, you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Do you have your Equity card yet? No? You really should look into it you know, you're a funny guy, you really are. I find it quite sad that there are some on this forum who sit on the sidelines continually sniping from behind a keyboard, what perverse pleasure do they get from it? Get a life, or get out and do some would be my advice. You could have joined us and had a laugh catamong, you were invited, maybe next time? or are you busy that day as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Edited August 7, 2008 by MGMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Oh yeah, the crossing carp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Oh yeah, the crossing carp! I still think that crossing micro-light would have been more fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Oh yeah, the crossing carp! I still think that crossing micro-light would have been more fun! The 4 bore, with 4oz of BB's would be great for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Oh yeah, the crossing carp! I still think that crossing micro-light would have been more fun! The 4 bore, with 4oz of BB's would be great for that! The gun is the easy part, do we need a volunteer pilot, or should we try and decoy one in? A case of Tesco lager in a meadow with a couple of inflatable micro-lights nearby maybe? What do you think flappers or a rotary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) Isn't that what helice ? shooting is all about shooting helicopter type targets Edited August 7, 2008 by MGMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Oh yeah, the crossing carp! I still think that crossing micro-light would have been more fun! The 4 bore, with 4oz of BB's would be great for that! The gun is the easy part, do we need a volunteer pilot, or should we try and decoy one in? A case of Tesco lager in a meadow with a couple of inflatable micro-lights nearby maybe? What do you think flappers or a rotary? Brilliant, I think rotary would mimic the natural flight pattern of a microlight more realistically. And tesco lager? I'm not sure they would fall for that at 50 feet. Maybe tesco **** on the outside of the pattern then bottled real ale in the centre of the pattern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 anybody shoot any fish instead of rabbits ? Oh yes! Oh yeah, the crossing carp! I still think that crossing micro-light would have been more fun! The 4 bore, with 4oz of BB's would be great for that! The gun is the easy part, do we need a volunteer pilot, or should we try and decoy one in? A case of Tesco lager in a meadow with a couple of inflatable micro-lights nearby maybe? What do you think flappers or a rotary? A field, a sign and an arrow pointing towards the And a banner offering free beer. That ought'a go the job. We'll need some Realtree "Biggles" pattern camo though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Here's a group of sportsmen (and woman) after and couple of hours on the "Lites" as they like to call them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Isn't that what helice ? shooting is all about shooting helicopter type targets No, helice, usually referred to as ZZ, resembles airborne bolting rabbits, helicopters usually fly in straight lines. If you ever need your confidence severely shaken try a round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Isn't that the scarf that Russ Abbot used to wear in his comedy show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Now that looks like the Ipswich Ladies Clay team, the absence of soap is a give-away, no team that has beaten them has lived to brag about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 One of the most amusing things of the day, must have been watching the guy on the micro-light, running through his list of pre-flight checks: look up; wing? yep, look down; wheels? yep, listen; engine running? yep, OK, take off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) Hmmm, Yet again, as predicted on this forum, another very lacklustre performance from our very own self confessed "hotshot" MC... Martin,........................a question...............are you any good at Darts...........or Tiddleywinks..................??? 'Cos I don't think you're gonna make it at Clay Shooting..!! Cat. Cat, After the day I have had today I am beginning to wonder. I have just spent 3 hours on the A12 broken down, which is pretty great seeing as though I only picked my car up at 9AM this morning after a full service and cambelt change. Happy? No ******G ecstatic I have no intentions of "Making it" in clay shooting, it is too elitist and 99% of the people involved think the sun shines from their own backsides. Don't really know where you get the self confessed hot shot bit from either. Yes I have won a few club competitions but who hasn't? Actually I didn't consider it a particularly lacklustre performance, it was a good set up and there were a couple of stands I struggled on. Must be boring getting 100% all the time though Cat, Ahh but you don't do you? Anytime you fancy shooting at 1000 yards just let me know Cheers Martin Edited August 7, 2008 by martincavie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Aah, Martin, you've touched a raw nerve there with me & rifles, there's many a lucky nocturnal bunny still hopping around the fields in Herts who can testify to my ability, (or lack of it ), with a rifle. I usually end up doing the driving or holding the lamp, as my mates get so cheesed off with me missing all the time. I remember my one & only visit to the "Short Siberia" 100 yards?? range at Bisley, before Hungerford when AK's & M16's abounded, I said to the guy, "OK, I can just about see the targets, where's the telescopic scopes..??" He fell about laughing, but by the end of the day I was getting the odd one somewhere near the bull..!! I just can't seem to keep it still, I want to keep swinging it all the time. Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) So does that mean you're not coming then? I must admit I didn't expect to find the chink in the mighty Catamongs armour quite that quickly Edited August 7, 2008 by martincavie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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