Jess Posted December 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 I just had some surgery on my knee. Had car crash a couple of years ago and my leg got pretty messed up so had plastic surgery to tryand make it a bit better.... no wheels, but im not allowed to move too much for a few months, not that i'd want to try - its REALLY painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millo2 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 poor jess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Nasty. A friend of mine had a headon in his landy. He has now got a replacement hip and all. He's only fourty, and he lost his job as a keeper as a result. Jess, did they give you morphine? In my opinion - it's over rated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Yeah, they gave me morphine! I thought it was lovely!! lol They also sent me home with some great pills... I've just taken some so im happy and pain-free now!!!! Though in about ten mins ill be probably be happy, pain-free and asleep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 any of you female members fancy me? confused.gif my pic is on members gallery, i must warn you, because i"m welsh i have a very large sexual appetite! ohmy.gif confused.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif If you have any success, let us know when Mrs Digga is up for grabs! (hmm..... "grabs" being the definitive word ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 (hmm..... "grabs" being the definitive word ) wouldn't have expected anything like that from you HG. thats ruder than most things i've said on here. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Yeah, they gave me morphine! I thought it was lovely!! lol They also sent me home with some great pills... I've just taken some so im happy and pain-free now!!!! Though in about ten mins ill be probably be happy, pain-free and asleep... :o Jess, those hospital ibuprofen certainly beat the boots ones which taste like smarties Aled - I've read far worse from you. Stop pineing for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Jess, Do you need anyone to massage your leg and help with your physio and recovery? If so may I be first in line?? Aled, Jess would probably eat you alive, damn good way to go though if you ask me!!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Jess, Do you need anyone to massage your leg and help with your physio and recovery? If so may I be first in line?? If anyone tries to touch it i think i would have to kill them... it HURTS!!!!! And i wont be having any physio for months so you'll just have to wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 jess, ahhhh you poor delicate liitle thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 jess, ahhhh you poor delicate liitle thing yeah... So delicate.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Good luck with the recovery Edited because I was ******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Wont be able to walk for at least 4 months.. Or ride my horse for a year... What will i do? :o Your lucky its just n operation you where going for one day with me and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck eith the recovery um... huh? lol and thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 He may have a slight case of the whiskey fingers :o His op is going to be a kidney replacement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Ok, that explains why it made no sense! This place is full of alcoholic old men... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Jess thats not true we're not all old!!! I'll wait!!!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Jess thats not true we're not all old!!! I'll wait!!!! Squint Well, ive been thinking about this.... The majority of members on here are older than me. There are a couple who are younger than me (too young! ) and only like, 3 that are even near my age, and im fairly sure they're all kinda strange lol So, i stand by what i said, kind of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Ok, that explains why it made no sense! :( This place is full of alcoholic old men... lol never knock an alcoholic old man , he needs marrying ,change his ways ,steal his money ,watch him die ,live the good life , <---- the single womans gold digging prayer Martin not an old alcoholic ,i hasten to add <--- still in training :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 never knock an alcoholic old man , he needs marrying ,change his ways ,steal his money ,watch him die ,live the good life , <---- the single womans gold digging prayer That is exactly what i plan to do!!! Though, for some reason im always attracted to the guys with no money, thats no good... Maybe its because all you shooting types are not as rich as everyone makes out?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Jess thats not true we're not all old!!! I'll wait!!!! Squint Well, ive been thinking about this.... The majority of members on here are older than me. There are a couple who are younger than me (too young! ) and only like, 3 that are even near my age, and im fairly sure they're all kinda strange lol So, i stand by what i said, kind of... :blink: I'm not that weird am I? :thumbs: (******) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Jess, the reason most shooting types are poor is because we've got to pay the really ones a fortune for the love of our sport. Nothing to do with all the expensive gadgets and other bits and pieces we need, you all know the ones the just wouldn't be the same without it stuff!! And also we like to treat our women like princesses!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Red - I've not actually spoken to you that much so i shall have to reserve judgment until i know you better :blink: lol And i know how you shooting types treat your women actually!!! Disappearing for weekends killing things and no doubt getting very drunk, dead things all over the place and dirty, muddy clothes and dogs everywhere.... Lovely... :thumbs: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Red - I've not actually spoken to you that much so i shall have to reserve judgment until i know you better lol And i know how you shooting types treat your women actually!!! Disappearing for weekends killing things and no doubt getting very drunk, dead things all over the place and dirty, muddy clothes and dogs everywhere.... Lovely... lol Jess i cant beleive you'd tar me with the same brush as the "shooting types " you describe ,i am for the most part an absolute gent ,i take pride in teaching a pretty women to shoot ,though i admit it takes longer than a man ,you have to understand this from my point of veiw,when im instructing i stand very close behind the (attractive woman ) CLIENT (to observe stance, posture, and hip swing ) this is to ensure i can see the way she move's :*) her body in rythem ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sorry gotto stop this now ,,need a cold shower thinking about this weekend at the range ,new client to train :blink: Martin fragrant women with guns oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh what more can you ask for :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 It would appear that you're all really horny too! :blink: lol I'll add that to my list... And, i think i'll teach myself to shoot... :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 trust me ,theres nothing like leaning over a womans shoulder with the fresh smell of her hair and perfume ,when she say's "where was i ?? " to which the only reply (after a pause to find a suitable answer to get you out of hot water ) is "your getting warmer " "let me get a little closer to see" :thumbs: :blink: Martin " master instructor of female shooters " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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