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Still on as far as I'm concerned :good:

 

I'm aiming for 12:30, though I'm driving from Central London, so I might be early or late :lol:

 

I think Peter DLM is still up for it, but I haven't heard from Mr Pot lately :good:

 

I expect he'll be there :yes:

 

 

Ya, I'll deffo be there. One likes shooting at Southdown y'know. :lol:

 

Will we be having nibbles and bubbles there?

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If you're going to Dartford, or anywhere, tomorrow lemme know. :yes:

 

Looks like work's getting in the way again, if i can slope off in the afternoon, I'll give you ring

 

Have you seen Chard's been getting some practice in for Saturday - he's obviously worried :good::good:

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Better get a lot of practice in then as i hear Chard's a dab hand at that

 

You'll develop an involuntary twitch in your shooting style before the day is out :yes:

 

Is the grub any good there? I don't want any old rubbish :lol:

 

It's Lobster Thermidor and chips or the dummy is out of the pram :rolleyes:

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You'll develop an involuntary twitch in your shooting style before the day is out :lol:

 

Don't worry, i already have one - comes with the age :yes::lol:

 

Is the grub any good there? I don't want any old rubbish :P

 

It's Lobster Thermidor and chips or the dummy is out of the pram :rolleyes:

 

Don't know - never been there before, first time for me - ah excuse number one :oops::hmm:

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If Chard doesn't come away with top gun here he's a puff :lol:

 

As for the food :yes: think your body would survive for a week with out it :lol:

 

You little fat bu gger :oops:

 

It's called an "athletic build" :rolleyes:

 

Think Arnold Schwarzenegger sideways

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Sorry been offline a bit, been planting trees all along South Downs in readiness for the one from oop North, gotta try and keep him from getting homesick. Robbed every silage pit of their tyres in a 5 mile radius and will set alight at around 07.00 air should be filled with black smog by lunchtime. Pre warned Michelle to get plenty of black pudding, mushy peas and curry sauce in. Cobbled the A24 from the M23 and bought universal translator direct from lieutenant Uhura. Ordered up some dank miserable rain, Eeh, champion, turned out shyite again.

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Yup good day, shame about my score, good start, good end just #### **** in the middle - 69/100.

 

Nothing difficult and hit everything but once againcan't do it consistently.

 

and a shame about the skeet low house being ******.

 

Think i'll go get help.

 

See what tomorrow brings :no:

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Shock & awe. How does he do it?

 

This man should be captaining the England team :beer:

 

A dazzling 90 from Chard :no:

 

The opposition just withered at the consistent magnificence of this performance.

 

Tosspot sneaked in a similarish 90 (on his home turf)

 

Astounding. It should have been televised :/

 

Scores on the doors :

 

Tossport & Chard - 90

PDLM - 85

Bigweed - 69

Ross (Chard Jnr) - 65

 

Great company and great weather. I was seriously impressed with Southdown as a venue, even though the course was not challenging at all. As Tosspot said, Southdown is capable of much more testing layouts than that and it would have been much different for a big competition.

 

I expect I would only have got 89 then :sad1::lol::beer:

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Nice to see JLC there too

 

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not sure about his mate though

 

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good company guys, shame it was bit tame and the skeet was a farce

 

looks like next years UK Masters will have one extra contestant :no::/

 

will work on those Essex boys and prise them away from their home turf and get at least part way oop North at some point

 

TP

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Sorry been offline a bit, been planting trees all along South Downs in readiness for the one from oop North, gotta try and keep him from getting homesick. Robbed every silage pit of their tyres in a 5 mile radius and will set alight at around 07.00 air should be filled with black smog by lunchtime. Pre warned Michelle to get plenty of black pudding, mushy peas and curry sauce in. Cobbled the A24 from the M23 and bought universal translator direct from lieutenant Uhura. Ordered up some dank miserable rain, Eeh, champion, turned out shyite again.

 

 

:):P:lol::P Only just seen this, you *** :lol:

 

When I got back to Hernia Bay, we hit the chippey, because Ross mentioned saveloys in the car going back from Southdown. I hadn't had saveloys since I left Kent nearly 20 years ago, so I went out and bought 5 :lol::lol::lol::hmm:

 

Excrement :good:

 

We just don't have any saveloys North of Watford. If you ask for a saveloy in a chippy in Manchester, they ask you if you're a latent homosexual :lol:

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I've just had a nosey at the scorecards.

 

8 - 9 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 10 - 90 Chard

9 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 8 - 9 - 9 - 10 - 90 Tosspot

10 - 9 - 8 - 10 - 5 - 5 - 10 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 85 PDLM

8 - 8 - 5 - 8 - 7 - 5 - 7 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 69 Bigweed

5 - 7 - 2 - 5 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 7 - 9 - 9 - 65 Ross

 

Strangely similar results from me and TP, we shot the same scores on 7 out of 10 stands :hmm:

He got off to a slightly better start than me.

PDLM straighted more stands but had a couple of bogey birds :)

Get them bogey birds sorted out and you won't be missing much, Peter :good: . Think you should find a way of relaxing when you first take the stand too. You tend to look very uncomfortable when you're getting ready to call for the first bird. Lots of shuffling, shrugging and tense looking stuff :lol:

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I've just had a nosey at the scorecards.

 

8 - 9 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 10 - 90 Chard

9 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 8 - 9 - 9 - 10 - 90 Tosspot

10 - 9 - 8 - 10 - 5 - 5 - 10 - 10 - 9 - 9 - 85 PDLM

8 - 8 - 5 - 8 - 7 - 5 - 7 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 69 Bigweed

5 - 7 - 2 - 5 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 7 - 9 - 9 - 65 Ross

 

Strangely similar results from me and TP, we shot the same scores on 7 out of 10 stands :hmm:

He got off to a slightly better start than me.

PDLM straighted more stands but had a couple of bogey birds :)

Get them bogey birds sorted out and you won't be missing much, Peter :good: . Think you should find a way of relaxing when you first take the stand too. You tend to look very uncomfortable when you're getting ready to call for the first bird. Lots of shuffling, shrugging and tense looking stuff :lol:

 

 

Were you holding hands?

 

I see that PDLM's twin brother went with you on this trip. You know the one that can shoot. :lol: :lol:

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