pavman Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Simple but true 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing or preping Rabbits and Game by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, by using the sink. 3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from going back to sleep when you need to get up for a Goose Flight. 4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 6. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 I liked the last two inparticular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Love it Number 4 made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 *****!!!!!!!!!! :good: :lol: BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeksofdoom Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 (edited) No. 4 is a classic! Edited April 29, 2008 by deeksofdoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 I've got a cough at the moment, so I'll try number 4 and let you know how it works when I get home from the site tomorrow... I've always found number six to be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadShotHoncho Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 LFMAO, they are well good HSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondougal Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Top advice...and very very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Thanks Pavman, had a **** day but that lot brought the smile back. Thanks Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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