mark_mjs93

look ollie you wee little Gimp, we all know (and the skype guys will agree) that you Are a poof, the most you will do is rape th zombies mate, and Swine flu CAN be contracted via sex with a pig so please stop Pm'ing m asking OK.... its ok ollie its the non believers they kill first, so dont worry, your screams will alert us and give us time to run!

ROB YOU *** you chose steve, i made you a control room :@ ***, ok primary: (if after SGC goes through) WS812B or Baikal Side By side 12gauge secondary: Hatchet or Chainsaw vehicle: viking glider 100cc Off road go-kart or feet armor: not needed (if really necesary,helmet to protect my brains) battle anthem: hmmm ill get back to you on that sidekick: Leeinva OR if steve happens to die, we will let rob join us... stronghold: Pub, or the control room if its really bad... location: pub (down the road) control room (not sure yet) last words: "HOLY **** WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!" or "eat lead ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!!"

rob, the idea is, in norfolk we will be safe and if we happen to shoot a local its alright, we have a tolerance of zombie or local, if we do, like you say, **** happens, its target practice ent it? i mean jeese, anyway you can take all your guns to the control room rob, we have safes remember, BUT i wanna have some use of the ruger up in the watch tower, OH and yh we gotta get us some gliders get some guys up in the air to track these bitches, OR for us to escape, remote control winch so no one is left behind, or we could do grob this should be a good un HELL YEAH lock and LOAD

the forums dont seem to be letting me edit my posts tonight? any ideas? this happening to anyone else? was working fine today but since about 5 nope

rob its time to get that control room ready ill start building the watchtower.... i have an axe and a chainsaw, need a shotgun, ok then LETS DO THIS.... LOCK AND LOAD FELLAS WE GOTTA TAKE THESE BITCHES OUT.... (that means, no shirts, just a tactical vest, several grenades on the vest, if you dont have a tactical vest and cant buy one obtain and use 2 chains of ammo as said vest, a shotgun or automatic rifle is also a must, for those who dont have shotguns APPLY and get one if its to late obtain general household objects that will work, these could be, shovels, axes, garden forks, table legs, baseball/cricket bats, chainsaws, a sack of door *****, an appliance cable (hold at the loose end swing the plug) and if you can create something DO SO, a home made low Tech Sam site will work, create a box from steel, (welded) and weld in steel tubes for the explosive, drill a small hole in the bottom of the tube, get fireworks add a lenghty peice of fuse and run that to the hole, make legs for it and get a lighter, or fashion an electrical detonator) these are all items that can be used/made, remember people you need to be able to kill anyone who is bitten, or ****s up REMEMBER STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER... (AH ****... im sorry tommy) if all else fails we will all hide in Naaarfuk for saftey, they may be imbred but heres hoping that has made them immune, if that isnt the case, Meh its target practice ent it?

could be .com but im not sure, try .org .com and .co.uk should help ya (Sorry i repost, wouldnt let me edit last post :S)

envirophone.org mate

ooooh this reminds me, you lot are gonna like this one....

MWAHAHAHA its true but shall i tell you the scariest bit, in one game, i started in mexico, moved to america, then europe, thne new zealand and then japan THEN everywere else went, LUCKILY europe were the last to die out....

this thing has us by the short and curleys doesnt it, to be honest mother nature has become pretty smart, we let our gaurd down after H5N1 goes quite (we knew it was around but it wasnt/isnt killing to many people) and then whilst we have our gaurd down SMACK this SOB appears, we take all that time trying to prepare for H5N1 and then this appears, they have the 2 cases up in scotland 7 suspedted cases in hertfordshire, and 2 in derbyshire could be 7 derbyshire 2 hertfordshire not sure, but i mean if things get bad im alright, i got me a gun, a shed, a vegtable patch, and a kettle (with a large stash of yorkshire tea... im good all i need me now is 2 cows, one male on female, oh and a dairy then ill be totally self reliant household, we will make the cows breed, then after a while when the calfs are a bit older and we are sure the male is big enough, we will eat him and grow them YOU SEE im prepared, even got me a smoker, HELL YEAH.... BRING IT ON! here is my question though, think swine flu might effect wild boar hunting? no seriously? HEY i was in the scouts, and dont fall for the iniciation trick, if they give you 2 twigs and tell you to rub them together to make a fire, CHEAT, they walk off expecting you to sit for hours trying to light a fire with twigs, have a lighter make a fire, HIDE the light somewere and then go tell them you did it, they get SOOOO confused

poor little ******, my thoughts rob, i know what its like to lose a dog loved as much as that, absolutlye breaks your heart...

yh right suzie, with people like Babby, Lee and Mungler on this site it wont be whites being compared.... gotta say my family (as in EVERYONE in my family) LOVES morison, gotta say they make the BEST pasties, and Pies ever... BUT unfortunatley there isnt a morisons near us here in bedford so we are stuck with Tesco... everyone else in the family live near one, But not us, nope we had to be awkward... TYPICAL.... but in tesco its about choosing a chatty till worker, 1 you get a good chat about the downfall of the uk, and 2 they are usually quickest, if all else fails, as flashman said, find a checkout lass with a big rack, gives you something to gawk at (but dont make it blatent B))

trust me, he was up and on skype (and his 4th cup of coffee) at 8am the other week (thats 8am his time not ours...) but he seemed really awake.... said hed been up a while... although he said he was gonna be getting some rest today B) lazy ***

haha faulty chickens great lol... but problem with chickens is foxes lol.... i have 2 answers to this situation... 1 is the water pistol idea, BUT get something that REEKS, possibly get a really garlic smelling solution, i used to get a whole piece of garlic and get all the cloves out and crush them, then boil them up in a pan of water (mum wasnt happy because she is allergic to garlic, so she stayed well away, probably best to do it on a camping stove in the shed) but boil it up and the stuff is frikken horrific... (WARNING: this stuff sticks to your hands like super glue it is horrible YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WILL REJECT YOU IF YOU WALK INTO THE HOUSE WITH THIS ON YOUR HANDS.. your wife wont grunt "shower" when you crawl into bed with her she will say EXTREMLY clearly "GARDEN" you have been warned" load it up into a water cannon (make sure you have made plenty) and squirt that little bitch... i found that 1... cats HATE the smell of it.. 2. the owners will hate it more... and 3... you WILL be extremly satisfied with the results... i made some up when i saw a cat in my conservatory it was lunch time and the back door was open for the dog to go outside when he pleased, i went out to water the veg patch and there was this cat walking out of the conservatory... THEN i found a **** on my veg patch, i was LIVID out came the garlic and super soaker... woooooeeee that stuff was pungent... i then went the full wammy... camoed up, got my cousins camo net off him, and sat in wait for the wee little, i saw him on the fence and i let loose (i had extreme pressure in the canister of my super soaker (the pressure used to build up in the tank with the water, and i used an electric bike pump on it B) it was awesome) the cat fell off the fence and didnt run (he was in my nextdoor neighbours garden) and he was licking himself, so i looked over the fence and once again squeezed that trigger like there was no tomorow woooee it REEKED... since then i have never seen that cat in my garden the other one i have not tested but when i do i will post results... BLOODY CATS they are nice animals UNTIL THEY START ******** EVERYWHERE....

typical, these americans take the jokes to seriously SERIOUSLY GUYS, IF SHE COMES OUT OF THE KITCHEN YOU SHORTEN THE CHAIN NOT BLOODY SHOOT EM... jeese you need some lessons..... but jees lucky son of a bitch, how ironic would it be if, like my kitchen, the radio was going and when the officers entered from the radio bursts "AND THEN IT HIT ME LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD BECAUSE YOU BOY, YEAH ITS TRUE BOY" mwahahahaha LOL

my own opinion here, but i think seal clubbing is just dam wrong, i mean i understand it might make me sound a hypocrit because i shoot, but i mean shooting an animal is more humane than smashing its head in with a club, i think its a bit messed up to be honest, not starting a fight but its my opinion...

Henry you have posted a link to a COLD smoker, which unlike the Hot smoker, DOESNT have the open flame to heat it if i remember rightly, and this means that you can have a fuly galvanized cold smoker, but using it in a hot smoker is a no no....

thing is the reason he probably hasnt "handed hiimself in" is because he probably doesnt know he is "wanted" ******* losers...

someone has been watching to much ceasar milan no i prefer to walk him off the lead as this is how i make his walks more enjoyable, he knows the boundaries already mate trust me... NTTF, yh mate i have started with the shower thing and that isnt working at all unfortunatley, im playing mainly just fetch with him at the minute as i dont think that he is yet ready to do formal retrieves, i have the lead on him to the woods were we start our walk, 'and then he comes off of it, then when we are going hom the lead is back on this is because of his EXTREME fear of traffic, cars he is ok with now, but anything bigger, van, lorry, tractor, NOPE he fights to get away from the road this requires me to stay about 2ft or so away from the curb and wait until the WHOLE road is clear for me to cross, the road we cross has an "Island" in the middle to stop, and at and last time i used that, the cars in front of him scared him alot and he started to BACK INTO OTHER CARS SO I WAS LIKE UH OH and picked him up.... when i say heel, i use it as it is meant, "Heel" (come to me), you know, and he comes to within 2 - 3ft and then stops and as i said before roles over head down tail between his legs.... GOOD NOTE; today i thought i would re attempt some basic training, Heel, Drop (lay down), and then a bit of fetch (An Informal, Formal retrieve) HE PEFORMED TOP NOTCH, today i did the session in a different place, were as normally it would be in the garden i took him down the woods, and did it on the open grass area there no one goes in the woods so its the perfect place, i walk him there as its quite and good for him to get exercise, the woods is really small and no one goes there and its very picturesque so i like there and he seems to aswell, i think he performed so well because although he likes the garden, i think he prefers this area, it was cool out of the sun but with sunny spots, (i stationed were i stood in th shade, so he could rest aswell) it was only a 20min session BUT he performed like a champ and im extremely proud of him, will get some photos next time i take him (tomorow) and post them up....

dude this guy knows what he is talking about when it comes to smoking ****, OH and the fact that he works in that vague area, he was saying about galvanised weldings and that when "the boys" so it they have to have extractors going 6 10 half a dozen of the other, personal experience then i geuss... but i will be doing my research.... OH btw guys... smoked a burger tonight (birdseye you know the ones with onions in and such) over plum wood BEST EVER give it a go.... oh leeinva btw... lol didnt say that at first...

ERRRM IS THAT LID GALVANISED??? and the rack holders? if they are its about time they get chucked away from that plan, will poison you, wont kill you but will give you BAD flu like symptoms, lee taught me that, SO ill refer the thread to him and let him be the judge, trust me mate no point feeling ill for a bit of pigeon, but other than that great job....

got my veg patch down the end of the garden (my part of the garden, no one is to enter, i have my shed my veg patch and my compost heap, and soon chickens (penned, to stop them getting at my veggies) got peas, runners, tomatos, onions and spuds growing, onions are already showing GREAT signs, and the spuds have already shooted, the runners and tomatos, are out in the conservatory at the moment to shoot, but so far no signs :blink: but heck they will im sure, its REALLY warm out in the conservatory of a day time and at night it is still warm out there, but the day its like a sauna, so i have them nice and watered every morning, because the soil dries out so quickly, and then when they have a decent shoot on them they are going in the veg patch, have grown spuds and toms before both with good results... i agree nothing better than fresh cooked veg straight from the garden, i have to say i have always been an AVID enemy of the tomato but then when i grew these tomatos i though I KNOW ill use them in a spagetti sauce, and i have to say THEY WERE THE ONLY TOMATOS I HAVE EVER BLOODY LOVED I MEAN GOD THEY WERE GREAT... nick name at school is the farmer (oh the joy )

hey dom, the input your giving is great and i thank you alot, unfortunatley i have tried everything i can think of, treats fuss everything just doesnt seem to work hmmmm any help on this on guys?

problem is dom this stops everything he wont come near me at all, i have to force him to come near me, using the collar/lead and it is annoying me because he has never been like this... he will cower even if all i say is "Heel boy..." or "come"

hi people, just thought id ask you all a question that someone might be able to help me with, im having trouble with my 8 month old puppy ollie, he is wippet X collie X Springer and im in the process of training him, so far have been training him for about 4 months or so, and all of a sudden we have hit a brick wall... basically, after the first 3 months he had sit, Heel, Drop, Stop And was starting on retrieving, well all of a sudden he deteriarated (?) and now he wont heel, he wont come to me at all, he wont retrieve, he will sit but i have to tell him ATLEAST twice and as for laying well NOPE, now it isnt like disobbediant (?) behaviour its like he doesnt likeme anymore, when on walks i have him off the lead, but he doesnt come near me, and when he does come near me when its time forthe lead to go on, he puts his tail between his legs lowers his head and his ears go back, when training he does this all the time, and when i command him "Heel" he does the same until he is about 2 - 3ft away from me then he lays down and rolls onto his back with his legs in the air, and tail between his legs (it is rather comical but that isnt the point, i dont laugh at it, it is just a funny look) and when i comand he wont follow the commands, i have gone RIGHT back to the basics now and im starting to worry because its like he is scared of me, and before any of you ask, no we havent had any bad experiences between us, i have never hurt him intentionally, i think this could relate in some way to his fear of water, he HATES the stuff, HATES the bath, (i dont leave water in the bath by the way, the plug stays out and i shower him down after the walks, because he looks like a yin yang sign white on the top black on the bottom with a black spot at the top ) he wont go NEAR the river, so at the moment im stuck, im on the basics again, and he still wont do them, he cowers at me, and wont come to me at all, UNLESS its time for a walk or dinner, my mum YEP he will go to her all the time but this is getting ridiculous as i cant train him whilst he is in this state, any ideas on how to correct this? he used to love training and would never cower at me but now its seems as though i've lost him... any ideas??? oh and before you say i have been rushing the training, i havent really the basics i had him on for about 2 months and then the 3 month we moved up a bit to recall, and retrieval and then month 4 everything hit rock bottom... any help welcomed thanks guys.. oh and girls... Happy Shooting Mark