[Fire Sky]

Cool pic mate.

[Bloody Kids]

A couple of years ago, I was trimming some moulding off the door frame and the stanley knife slipped and slashed me across the thumb, right on the joint. It didn't bleed to start with and being brave I asked my Mrs to come and have a look at it. I looked away as I pulled the paper towel off it, hoping she would say "Oh, that's nothing.", but she nearly threw up and said "Oh God, I can see the bone through it."

I thought people were supposed to calm you down in such situations.

5 stitches and 3 months for it to heal so i could bend it properly. That'll teach her to get me to do DIY.

[How to tell if a gun fits you - or is close enough]

I had a gunfitting with Jools Holland. Said I wasn't in tune with my gun.

[How to tell if a gun fits you - or is close enough]

I have an old pound note . . . . . . . will that be any good

 

You'd have to fold it in half or use a ten bob note.

[Downing Street E Petition changes to gun laws]

I suppose the theory behind it is sound, but in practice don't we have enough red tape and long enough waits already? Sorry chap. I think you're on your own.

[Burglars shot]

I think sitting at a keyboard in the cold light of day it is impossible to think how you would feel in those circumstances. Hopefully my dog and baseball bat would sort the problem, but 4 men in your house? Who knows what was going through his head, poor bloke.

[mature vixen]

Nice shooting. Good looking fox.

[Your biggest regret???]

Don't really have any major regrets. Don't tell the wife as it will make her complacent, but I'm happy with my lot. A minor regret is that I didn't buy an e-type jag my friend was selling in the 1980's for £1000! Gutted.

[Police Equipment]

Can you imagine the world of **** we'd be in if we lost certain bits of kit?

[Poppy Thread]

I just went to watch QI for half an hour last night and it had gone when I came back

[FAC in hand at last]

I waited 8 weeks for the FEO to do my interview, then 7 weeks for the cert to arrive and it's finally here! Hoorah!

I was expecting it to be hand delivered on a red satin cushion, but it was just with the regular post.

Looking at the list, it's going to be expensive! :o...but I'm worth it!

[Suffolk Police]

Wow. That Is quick. Credit where credit is due. Happy shooting.

[Minutes from disaster - Silly me]

Was the stuff you lost cheaper than a new chair though?

[Got my Fac ticket]

Hopefully they won't take long to change it as it was their mistake. You won't be able to buy ammo till they do.

[What would be the consequences.......?]

Think I may have two bacon genes....one smoked,one unsmoked!

 

Same here! I have one sarnie, then another.

[Awesome! Lancaster fly-past]

Saw a Lancaster fly past at a show last year. Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up.

[Couldn't beat 'em (s'cuse pun!) so have joined 'em]

Hello and welcome

[Hello from a USAF guy, brand new to UK/Mildenhall]

Hello and welcome

[New Person]

Hello and welcome

[Hello from Salisbury]

Hello and welcome

[Hello from N.I]

Hello and welcome

[Para olympics]

Did you know . .. .

The para in Paralympics mean Parallel, not paraplegic.

 

 

You may already know.

 

I didn't know that.

[How long after visit for certificate to arrive?]

Officially they can't tell you if you've been successful as it is down to their superiors to make the final decison, but they normally give you the unofficial nod, which is the same thing.

My SGC arrived 3 weeks to the day after the visit, but it's been 6 weeks since my FAC visit and still no cert. (Metropolitan Police)

[France]

theres a camp near lyon wait iv heard they have now closed?http://www.dailymail...mps-France.html

 

That'll be over here soon, which will save travelling.

[Jeremy Vine show, put shooting mags on top shelf]

If they want to win this pathetic little "victory", who cares? I can still see the top shelf. (errr so I would imagine)