lurcherboy Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a women is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. When she is menstrating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with a pair sissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his ****. You heard it here first LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Sounds like you know the misses LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Sounds like you know the misses LB No Browning, I just know how to miss LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 bloody hell..he's been to my house as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 2 yorkshiremen , never been with a woman! 1 sez, "lets go to london on our moped the women just stand on the street corners there, tell them what you want, agree a price, we get our first ****!!" they approach a women, they ask "how much love?" "sorry boys" she says,"i"m on my menstrual cycle !!" " its ok love, we"l follow you on our moped" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 LB I just read your comments out to the wife .....................and she says it's true Better tread carefully next week Cheers Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 LB I just read your comments out to the wife .....................and she says it's true Better tread carefully next week Cheers Ive Rather you than me Dead Eye LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 I would laugh if it were not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronttuk Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 true true true now i know why ive been divorced twice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Divorced twice? So you didn`t learn the first time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 I'll forgive anybody marrying for the first time ... But twice .......... Are you sure your fit to drive a car , or have a gun ?:lol:??? all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 It`s a bit like sticking your hand in the fire, then doing it again just to see what it`s like!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sounds like you know the misses LB No Browning, I just know how to miss LB Now there is a thought A Miss instead of the misses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 What`s the difference between PMT and BSE? * * * * * * * * * One is Mad Cow Disease and the other is an agricultural problem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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