killer_pigeon Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 Stop masturbating for a while and see if that helps. haha...also keep your eyes closed during masturbation, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 haha...also keep your eyes closed during masturbation, Yes, it'll also help if you close your eyes whilst going for a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 are you taking any new prescription meds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 Eye strain after looking through those holes Chard drilled in the gents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluke2 Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 Yes, it'll also help if you close your eyes whilst going for a dump. MINT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 I still have my grandads old glass eye, if you need it let me know, its green by the way Is it a left or right ? haha...also keep your eyes closed during masturbation, Really ? and now I bet you are going to tell me that I shouldnt do it in front of the mirror either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 ME If you posted for sympathy I think it backfired - - I would go to both - opticain or Doc which ever you trust first - - What you have could kill you - if you go blind you could get run over by a bus trying to cross road. - There again we don't know how much you have drunk today . - best bet is go lie down for a few hours and see what happens. Dave Yep, Dave, you are right, there are no flies on you. I posted this on a shooting forum where I spend my time taking the mickey out of others and I expected 1) sympathy and 2) an accurate medical assessment. Anyway, I went out for a nice fillet steak and a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape last night and the pain has gone for the moment. If I dont get 80/80 at the clay ground tomorrow then I am going blame the eye ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 (edited) Yep, Dave, you are right, there are no flies on you. I posted this on a shooting forum where I spend my time taking the mickey out of others and I expected 1) sympathy and 2) an accurate medical assessment. Anyway, I went out for a nice fillet steak and a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape last night and the pain has gone for the moment. If I dont get 80/80 at the clay ground tomorrow then I am going blame the eye ache. How the hell did you expect anyone to diagnose your symptoms on here? most of us can't even spell proper I think mungler came up with the best solution might be blood pressure, eyestrain from sitting in front of your pooter, get yourself checked out bud. Edited October 23, 2010 by GRAM71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 off on a bit of a tangent here, but it's almost the same... My left ball aches an awful lot can anyone diagnose me??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 off on a bit of a tangent here, but it's almost the same...My left ball aches an awful lot can anyone diagnose me??? My diagnosis is that you have been wearing the missus underwear and you should pack it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 (edited) ME, get it looked at fella. My ex boss had a similar issue some years back and ignored it - he lost his sight in one eye and has to go for regular checkups to monitor the other one now. Of course this is an extreme case, it's probably something much more simple and I don't mean to worry you. I will never forget my ex boss telling me that if he'd have just got it looked at all would have been fine though. It doesn't take long to nip to the docs or opticians does it? Don't assume it's something simple for the sake of half an hour of your life. Make an appointment and get it checked out Edited October 23, 2010 by njc110381 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 ME, get it looked at fella. My ex boss had a similar issue some years back and ignored it - he lost his sight in one eye and has to go for regular checkups to monitor the other one now. Of course this is an extreme case, it's probably something much more simple and I don't mean to worry you. I will never forget my ex boss telling me that if he'd have just got it looked at all would have been fine though. It doesn't take long to nip to the docs or opticians does it? Don't assume it's something simple for the sake of half an hour of your life. Make an appointment and get it checked out We have a guy that shoots on the syndicate sometimes who is an optician. I will pay him a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 My diagnosis is that you have been wearing the missus underwear and you should pack it in she doesn't wear any ME, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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