bobt Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibby Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 thats a cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagwag Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 belter :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa very bloody funny. I cannot believe I didnt see that coming. Laughed lots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Blinder LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACK_MOULTON Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 lol very good ha :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Bloody excellent, that really cheered me up!! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezney Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 That's pretty damn good nice1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richishere Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 thats a gud one, didnt see that comin either!!! :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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