lurcherboy Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Two women friends went for a "girls night out". Both were very faithful and loving wives but got overenthusiastic on the apple martinis. Incredibly drunk, they started walking home but needed to pee. So they stopped in a dark, out of the way, cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it. So she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they continued on home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. So he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl's nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties !!" "That's nothing", said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said....'From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll never forget you." LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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