jimdfish Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Dear all During work today the most extraordinary thing happened to me. I was playing the part of a godzilla lookalike, you know, latex rubber suit, having an oversized cigar when a beautiful women approached me. Apparently she was in some sort of trouble and after a bit of teasing of the information on my part it turned out that her brother had a melon farm in the wheat belt of America. "so why the tears?" i asked only to recieve the plaintive cry that the next door neighbour farmers and his gang of ruffians wanted their watering hole for his cattle." go to the police" says i and To which innocent question she replied" the next door neighbour has the law in his pocket, and no one can help" I says" are you sure their is no-one who can help, maybe you just have to find them" "No" she wailed. Well as I think any right minded chap would do I rounded up three of my very best chums and set ourselves to giving this rustler what for. Imagine our consternation then when upon arriving in town we were quickly snatched and locked in a shed. "What to do?" said I to my band of downcast looking compadres. Again I interjected" I would really rather like if we had some sort of plan of action that we could implement, for I do so like it when a structured series of events occurs". suddenly the plucky bucnh of lads set to scavenging all of the bits and bobs in the makeshift prison( just like charterhouse really) and constructed a marvellous train that ran on tracks and had a projectile system made only out of pubes and and bedsprings ( a bit like charterhouse really) Anyway a long story short managed to knock 30 of the blighters out of tall watchtower emplacements ( a bit like charterhouser really) and overturn several of their fou X Fours without one of them needing a visit to Matron. Funny old day The right honourable Colonel Hannibal Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 It`s superb when a day goes like clockwork You are to be (re)commended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 It`s superb when a day goes like clockwork You are to be (re)commended Or locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I love it when a plans comes together.! Don't ya just love the A-Team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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