Axe Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Jamaican Fireman's Bells A Jamaican fireman came home from work, one day and said to his wife, "Y'know sumptin womon, we av a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on womon, When I say, 'Bell one' I want you strip naked. When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl." The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife stripped naked! "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed! "Bell Three" and they started to make love! After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four !!!!" "WOMON ... What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked. She replied, "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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king ratcatcher Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 lol :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 brill :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanber1088 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Excellent mate :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewyjack.22 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Axe returns! :thumbs: how was your week away? bet you've been itching to get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Nice one Axe LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 PWA will be full tonight then as I`ve sacked the barmaid as there was no turn over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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