kip270 Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you ****** just touching it, you are going to **** yourself when I tell you the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paul in North Lincs. Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Pml at this :o :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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