Topgunners Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) Well i had a shock today when I went to put some "Jungle Juice" in the jeep. I called into the garage and when I went to pay for the diesel the man behind the counter advised me that any body in jeeps or camouflage clothing are being WATCHED diligently by garage staff, in case we ROB all of the plastic gloves. I said " you what? you're having a bloody laugh ain't you pal?" and he said " NO. that's what we have been informed by H/O because of this flu scare.." Well . i have heard it all now. WOT a BUNCH of TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave K :< :< :< :< :< Edited April 11, 2006 by Topgunners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) LOL what they playing at one word for people like that ''muppets'' if they were clever enougth to think that not every shooter has 4x4s and are dressed in camo.... Thats the sort of people we want running a petrol station aint it there the sort of people that give britain a bad name. Edited April 11, 2006 by fulltimeshooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) Sorry, dont get it, whats plastic gloves got to do with people in camo gear and 4 x4s and bird flue??? Edited April 11, 2006 by Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 if there only watching people in 4x4s and camo then what about the people in normal clothes and cars surely they are just as likely to take the gloves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Still confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 right.... :< if there that paranoid about a few gloves then why are they just watching the cammoed people and 4x4 drivers surely other people could take the gloves as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Still confused Don't tell me frank you have never helped yourself to a few gloves from the petrol station for Gralloching or handling foxes But as for keeping an eye on people wearing cammo I always grab a few when in my work gear Oh yeh i work for the Biggest Super market in the UK, and get my petrol from them as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Still confused He reckons one of senior management had seen a report from DEFRA & BASC advising shooters to wear plastic gloves if they handle BIRDS. So, the braindead forecourt attendants are on the PROWL. I gave him a right gob-full and couldn't give a **** about the other punters in the queue. I also asked for this "geezers" name and contact details. He DECLINED. (R .SOLE) I.m gonna go back tomorrow in my works van and EMPTY THE FIRKIN LOT . Dave K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 LOL i say you go back in a guilly suit wave to the camera and empty the rubber gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Topgunners get some gloves put them in glue , open up old pillow , cover gloves in feathers. go back tommorow fill up to the brim then still wearing glove,s go into petrol station and look at his face when you hand over money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) Topgunnersget some gloves put them in glue , open up old pillow , cover gloves in feathers. go back tommorow fill up to the brim then still wearing glove,s go into petrol station and look at his face when you hand over money Edited April 11, 2006 by fulltimeshooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) Still confused He reckons one of senior management had seen a report from DEFRA & BASC advising shooters to wear plastic gloves if they handle BIRDS. So, the braindead forecourt attendants are on the PROWL. I gave him a right gob-full and couldn't give a **** about the other punters in the queue. I also asked for this "geezers" name and contact details. He DECLINED. (R .SOLE) I.m gonna go back tomorrow in my works van and EMPTY THE FIRKIN LOT . Dave K O, i get it now Sorry for the late cop on :*) What a bunch of pr---cks, i get a box or 2 from my place of work every now and then. Very handy to have. Can you just imagine the scene, 'Stick em up, give me all your rubber gloves now!!!!!', Edited April 11, 2006 by Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Or you could put some fake blood all ova your hands then go pay for the petrol and say to the bloke ''Thnx for not letting me have a pair of gloves'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Topgunnersget some gloves put them in glue , open up old pillow , cover gloves in feathers. go back tommorow fill up to the brim then still wearing glove,s go into petrol station and look at his face when you hand over money Thats a cracker!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) He probably wanted them ALL for himself , as he might be decorating his house over EASTER.# this is an extract from defra's avian flu postings; the minimum requirements anticipated ?Protective clothing capable of being disinfected or disposed, preferably coveralls plus an impermeable apron or surgical gowns with long cuffed sleeves plus an impermeable apron; ?Gloves capable of being disinfected or disposed; gloves should be carefully removed and discarded or disinfected and hands should be cleaned How the hell are we supposed to SHOOT with that lot on. and i haven't EVER seen impermeable gloves or aprons manufactured in MOSSY OAK or ADVANTAGE Forest Floor. Dave K Edited April 11, 2006 by Topgunners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) next time you go to fill up there have this guy guarding the gloves! Hault! Edited April 11, 2006 by fulltimeshooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Petrol station attendants - always remind me of the (late) Bill Hicks sketch about the Judas Priest fans in the US that topped themselves after listening to Judas Priest backwards for 4 solid days and nights.... did we lose a cure for cancer? Did we lose a couple of scientists? No we lost a couple more garage attendants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 this one is just right My Webpage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) and i haven't EVER seen impermeable gloves or aprons manufactutred in MOSSY OAK or ADVANTAGE Forest Floor. Dave K Nor have i mate. Edited April 11, 2006 by Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 I had some but put them down and now i can't find them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 I had some but put them down and now i can't find them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupe312 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 go and put you juice in the car with big yello maragolds on..... say your found a dead bird.......... if he ask why maragold say not of the disposable at the pumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 The garrages in Garrison towns will have their work cut out!! Gimps Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidney Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 (edited) wrong topic, sorry Edited April 11, 2006 by sidney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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