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Well i had a shock today when I went to put some "Jungle Juice" in the jeep.

 

I called into the garage and when I went to pay for the diesel the man behind the counter advised me that any body in jeeps or camouflage clothing are being WATCHED diligently by garage staff, in case we ROB all of the plastic gloves.

 

I said " you what? you're having a bloody laugh ain't you pal?"

 

and he said " NO. that's what we have been informed by H/O because of this flu scare.."

 

Well . i have heard it all now.

 

WOT a BUNCH of TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dave K

 

 

:< :< :< :< :<

I have seen you Dave and I would keep an eye on you too :lol:

 

 

 

 

LB

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yo lurcher boy

 

 

 

 

 

 

:< :< :< :< :<

I have seen you Dave and I would keep an eye on you too :P

 

 

 

 

LB

 

:oops: :< :<

 

and you know I won't take **** from some pen-pushing JERKO who ain't never been into the countryside, bar on his way to the airport.

 

I have sent a right snotty e-mail to their head office DEMANDING this IDIOT be given a slap and his P45 for victimisation and that I will be contacting the National Press myself.

 

 

I wonder if I will get a reply??????????????

 

Dave K

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Their gloves are normally **** anyway :oops:

 

Cheers

 

Martin

EXACTLY, Martin.

 

I have always used thick rubber gloves to handle dead ferals - long before there was a bird flu panic around.

 

The disposable gloves from garage forecourts are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard. They can easily be punctured by almost any sharp object.

 

I would STONGLY ADVISE all members of PW Forums NOT to use them.

 

Instead, go to your local hardware store or garden centre and buy a thick pair of rubber gloves. These can be washed and disenfected and re-used.

 

Regardless of Bird Flu, dead feral pigeons should be treated as bio-hazardous and handled accordingly. Since these have always been my main quarry, I have long been in the habit of using gloves to handle dead ones.

 

the Lizard

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I have always used thick rubber gloves to handle dead ferals - long before there was a bird flu panic around.

 

The disposable gloves from garage forecourts are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard. They can easily be punctured by almost any sharp object.

 

I would STONGLY ADVISE all members of PW Forums NOT to use them.

 

Instead, go to your local hardware store or garden centre and buy a thick pair of rubber gloves. These can be washed and disenfected and re-used.

 

Regardless of Bird Flu, dead feral pigeons should be treated as bio-hazardous and handled accordingly. Since these have always been my main quarry, I have long been in the habit of using gloves to handle dead ones.

 

the Lizard

ye ye ye ive handled ferals for to many years with no gloves and im ok ur havin a laugh ya feerdy dill !!!!

laughin at you cheers kirky

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yo lurcher boy

 

 

 

 

 

 

:< :< :< :< :<

I have seen you Dave and I would keep an eye on you too :D

 

 

 

 

LB

 

:oops: :< :<

 

and you know I won't take **** from some pen-pushing JERKO who ain't never been into the countryside, bar on his way to the airport.

 

I have sent a right snotty e-mail to their head office DEMANDING this IDIOT be given a slap and his P45 for victimisation and that I will be contacting the National Press myself.

 

 

I wonder if I will get a reply?:P?:D?:D??

 

Dave K

*****

 

I hope so Dave but I doubt it as its hard to find idiots that work for minimum wage ?????????

 

 

 

 

 

LB

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ye ye ye ive handled ferals for to many years with no gloves and im ok  ur havin a laugh ya feerdy dill !!!!

laughin at you cheers kirky

OK folks, I'll amend my advice in that case -

 

All PW members are strongly advised to wash & disinfect their hands if they have touched Kirky640......... ???

 

That better kirky ? ??????

 

 

the Lizard

P.S. what's a "feerdy dill" when it's at home ? :oops:

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*****

 

I hope so Dave but I doubt it as its hard to find idiots that work for minimum wage :oops:  ???  ???

 

 

 

 

 

LB

 

English people anyway ???

 

I think they will have to start teaching Polish in schools, so our kids will be able to order food and drinks in bars and restraunts when they get older! :*)

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