Zapp Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 (edited) Friends, my life has recently become a lot harder. You see, my wife's best friend, who is, to say the least, flippin lovely, has recently had some *ahem* cosmetic adjustments made. These were above the waist, but below the chin if you know what I mean. Now this being summer and all, she has taken to wearing tops which allow her more bang for her buck. The problem is, she regularly comes round with my wife after work, and it is as though my eyeballs are on very short bungees, the non eyeball end being attached to the young ladies chest . I have yet to be proven guilty (though I am on suspicion ), so if I suddenly stop posting, it is because I am forming part of the base of a new patio. Call the police immediately! I therefore invite you all to test your skills on a game I found, so you can understand my terrible dilemma. www.totalfreegames.com/games/Busted (over 21 only....don`t get excited) Pete Edited May 17, 2006 by henry d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Sorry but no sympathies... Go talk to your wife about it if its that bad.. or ask her to have an adjustment if thats what makes you more atracted to her. No offence ment, but for crying out loud, you have a wife. Enjoy what you have now.. if you risk anything silly, you will loose everything and regret it. Girls tell each other everything.. especially best mates.. so dont even look Trust me, im going through a lot more pain then you. My first love, who I have been with for 1 1/2 years now is studying in another country. We cant be together more then a few weeks a year because of Britains Visa laws. She will be studying for 6-8 years to become a doctor, and then her visa will allow her to work here. To make things worse, As I am both Swiss/British, I may end up having to do some service for the Swiss Military. That means being away from home Trust me, it hurts a lot more then being tempted by her mates, to not see her most of the year Dont take your relationships for granted. Feel lucky you have a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Calm down reverend, its only a bit of fun! My wife thinks it is funny too! I too know what it is like to a long way from my loved ones. I spent 8 years in the army, most of tht overseas while she and the kids stayed here. Luckily for me, we have a good relationship so she manages to have a sense of humour about these things, as do I for her. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Do excuse me. I got some bad news yesterday morning and have been a bit.. picky.. since then So no offence ment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Zapp, Get yourself a swimming pool and invite 'a few friends' round for a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 ZAP Just go up to her and bet her a quid you can make em move without touching them When she agrees Have a good grope and then give her the quid and tell her she won the bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Do excuse me. I got some bad news yesterday morning and have been a bit.. picky.. since then So no offence ment Hunter, No offence taken mate. Hope your bad news turn to good news real soon. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 sorry to hear about your dilemma but we need photo evidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Cheers! Unfortunatly, nope. This ones going to be bad forever. Lost a good friend. Hopefully it good for him now though. I am only now comming to realise its true.. yesterday I was fine because it just didnt seem possible. I worked like a pig today to keep my mind off it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Sorry to hear that Hunter. I wish I could say it would get better, but like you say, its going to be bad forever. One of my best mates had enough in 2000 and stuck himself under an express train. The hurt never goes away, but with time we get better at dealing with it. Peace to your friend. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 But when you gonna grope her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Cheers ZB. I geuss everyone here has lost somone close.. its never fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Slipster, Chuck me a quid and a gumshield and I'll do it tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Better to die doing something you regret than something you didn't. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 sorry to hear about your dilemma but we need photo evidence Too right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 OK then, photo evidence is my mission. It's going to be tough, bearing in mind I have been teasing my wife and her friend for before and after shots and altered(friend )/unaltered(wife ) shots for about a month. I'd dearly love to get a side by side comparison, but if I do, sorry guys, those pics will be mine and only mine! Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 hunter, You know I am always here... (really I am..) but if you need any support let me know mate. I wont say on here but I really know what your going through bud... I know this is a stupid and silly phrase.. but its true... there is a silver linning to every cloud... I am here bud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 GGGGGGGGrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaattt Its a boobs out forum Come on ZAPP you can do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 GGGGGGGGrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaattt Its a boobs out forum Come on ZAPP you can do it Gerrem out for the boys, you know it makes sense Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Zapp Come on my son where are they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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