Highlander Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 The Geography Of A Woman Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America – well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India -- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France – gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia – lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia – very wide and borders are un patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia -- with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan – most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. The Geography Of A Man Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dangerous *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 I hope your Witty repartee sat night is better than your PW jokes, cause if not I will have to entertain Mrs Highlander and Mrs pavman with my "famous Highland dancing" the eight pint shuffle, which has been described as awesome by some, in fact Mal the landloard at the Bitch in the Ditch said (and I quote) "This is pavman at his best" just before he barred me last sat night How was I to know it was his wifes sister I fell on? dont forget your claymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 drunken men in skirts weilding claymores? i'm glad hadrian built that wall! lol sounds like a good night actually! better than a couple of chav girls havin bitch fights down here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted June 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 drunken men in skirts weilding claymores? i'm glad hadrian built that wall! lol sounds like a good night actually! better than a couple of chav girls havin bitch fights down here! Oh you should see me and pavman havin' a bitch fight...something to behold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 drunken men in skirts weilding claymores? i'm glad hadrian built that wall! lol sounds like a good night actually! better than a couple of chav girls havin bitch fights down here! Oh you should see me and pavman havin' a bitch fight...something to behold If you don't mind, i'd rather not know what you two behold together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackthorn Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 drunken men in skirts weilding claymores? i'm glad hadrian built that wall! lol sounds like a good night actually! better than a couple of chav girls havin bitch fights down here! Oh you should see me and pavman havin' a bitch fight...something to behold how about selling tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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