lurcherboy Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk... Syd & Wrighty were drinking at the rugby club one night, when Wrighty turns to Syd and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late. Syd looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say!, WHO'S HORNY?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep Works Every Time!!! Stolen from elsewhere LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Whitebridges Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Very good I dont drink :blink: , but it will come in handy in the winter, when im out to all times, lamping. Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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