hawkeye Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 There's been tons of Men Bashing jokes, so in the interest of fair play... Q. Why did God give man a penis? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. What's the difference between a paycheque and ****? A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheque. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A. Its Braille for "suck here." Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? A. Lipstick. Q. Why do women have breasts? A. So men will talk to them. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A. You come in one and go in the other. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild. A. Money. Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. What's the best thing about a *******? A. Ten minutes of silence. (and finally my personal favourite) Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 nice one. Dave K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yet another great one hawkeye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 belter mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 ~raises an eyebrow~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 laughing my socks of spot on cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 What's the difference between PMT and BSE? One is mad cow disease and the other is an agricultural problem. One man is being given a **** job, by an 80 year old woman, and the other is walking a tightrope, stretched 80 feet above the ground. They are both thinking the same thing. * * * * * * * DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 whats the difference between a vitamin and a horemone.. . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . .. . . .. .. . . . . . you cant hear a VITAMIN :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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