pavman Posted August 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Have you seen that Trawlerman prog on BBC Highlander, they have to have sub titles cause no one can understand them, Lucky for me I have been to Jockanees elocution lessons so I understand you The Brown Coo has broken oot, and eaten all the neeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Well fellas, as suggested i tried the ol remote trick while corrie was on. The doc says i should get some feelings back in my fingers in a few days and i can see some daylight through my left eye,( although a bit blurred) But the best news was that they got the remote out without surgery Good trick all the same!! cheers Sutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Here's a tip for you guys. Give her the remote and she can switch it to what ever she wants to watch. Then, start talking over the TV, any old chit chat will generally do. Monitor the situation closely to gauge how close she is to exploding then complete the piece de resistance. If you're successful, you will be asked if you "couldn't be elsewhere" or words to that effect. If you're really successful, you'll be ordered to get the heck out (or words to that effect). You are then free to go shooting, fishing, dog training, ferretting, or any other activity you care to choose. One word of caution - be VERY careful if your general chit-chat is to ask questions about the particular show you are watching. You may end up getting the full, boring rundown on the last 5 years of whatever drivel is on. Best keep any talk about the programme itself to snide and sarcastic comments about either the plot or the characters. If you can't actually think of anything to say, just tut and scoff occassionally in a sneering kind of way. Conniving? Moi? Spot on Piebob except for the caution bit LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Not tried this yet , but be assured i will . Sounds like top fun can be had . A couple of years ago on a visit to Staples , i came across a desk top bell . You know the sort they have on hotel desks , to attract the attention of "BASIL." It was the grand total of a quid . I'm sure all will agree a bargain NOT to be missed !!! I managed to keep the said device under wraps while the following saturday . A mate of mrs Yp's and mine was coming round for tea . So picture the scene ..... Mrs Yp is in the kitchen cooking tea , me mate and i are in the lounge doing what blokes do best farting and drinking beer . I get the bell out of it's hiding place and show it my mate . I place said bell on the arm of the chair i was sat in , and rang it . The mrs poked her head round the door and asked what was the matter , i said we had run out of beer and could she fetch two more please . She did , the bell worked well . Not wishing to push my luck i thought i'd try the bell once more , later that night when my mate had left . It did'nt work quite so well that time . I went to bed "starved." When i awoke next morning i found said bell smashed and flattened . It was fun while it lasted though ! all the best yis Yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Not tried this yet , but be assured i will . Sounds like top fun can be had . A couple of years ago on a visit to Staples , i came across a desk top bell . You know the sort they have on hotel desks , to attract the attention of "BASIL." It was the grand total of a quid . I'm sure all will agree a bargain NOT to be missed !!! I managed to keep the said device under wraps while the following saturday . A mate of mrs Yp's and mine was coming round for tea . So picture the scene ..... Mrs Yp is in the kitchen cooking tea , me mate and i are in the lounge doing what blokes do best farting and drinking beer . I get the bell out of it's hiding place and show it my mate . I place said bell on the arm of the chair i was sat in , and rang it . The mrs poked her head round the door and asked what was the matter , i said we had run out of beer and could she fetch two more please . She did , the bell worked well . Not wishing to push my luck i thought i'd try the bell once more , later that night when my mate had left . It did'nt work quite so well that time . I went to bed "starved." When i awoke next morning i found said bell smashed and flattened . It was fun while it lasted though ! all the best yis Yp By another one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 I think you must be suicidal/bored with life to wind up a woman doing what she was born to do, trust me, anyone who can bleed for seven days and not die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I wouldn't mess with her!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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