pavman Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 A old woman on her way home from market gets lost in the woods She meets a handsome young gamekeeper also on his return from the market, he is laden down with a anvil, a goose a bucket and two chickens, She asks if he could help with directions which he does, then she says a handsome young man like you could take advantage of an old woman like me in the woods all alone and lost, he says dont be silly how could I with my hands full like this, she says well if you put the bucket over the goose and put the anvil on top so it cant run away I could hold the two chickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Average for a Friday Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 :yp: :yp: :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tam Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I'd have made her carry the anvil cause she was going my way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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