walshie Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! - Blues Brothers ******* northern monkeys! - Lock Stock You aint from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt? - Snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n11tht Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 "Listen, you ******* fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your ******* jacobs off." Brick top in snatch. Generally any line of his gets my vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoBeRt1990 Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. ********. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 How long for them sausages", 2 mins Turkish, "how long for them sausages "5mins Turkish". You said 2 mins 5 ******* Minutes ago, Snatch. I ******* Hate ******. Snatch I once saw a snail slide over a straight razor blade ,the horror the horror, marlin Brando apocalypse now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 I am the lizard king I can do anything, the late great jim morrison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YORKIBOY Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 As tha sin are billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisa Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. - Dirty Harry - Enforcer ! You climb obstacles like old people ****. Do you know that, Private Pyle? Get up here! You're too slow! Move it, move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my ******* heart! - FMJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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