darebear Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ... (inside card) I changed my damn mind! 2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life .... (inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met your ***. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ... (inside card) That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... (inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry ... (inside card) Someone other than you. 6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ... (inside card) Almost life-like! 7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me ..... (inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (inside card) What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you ... (inside card) It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. . . (inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket ... (inside card) I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday. . . . (inside card) So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia) 14. Looking back o'er the years. We've been together, I can't help but wonder ... (inside card) What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . (inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Ahh female bile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Is it the full moon time darebear LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 first quarter..........any wildfowler will tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 first quarter..........any wildfowler will tell you Thought we had a half moon and therein lies the problem LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Hell hath no fears, maybe...... Do you think that perhaps someone has not done the washing up, or gardening, or left the seat up...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Hell hath no fears, maybe...... Do you think that perhaps someone has not done the washing up, or gardening, or left the seat up...... Glad you posted that Dead eye rather than me LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 The best birthday card I ever saw (and I should have bought 100 of them / a life times supply) said on the front Happy Birthday I was out shopping and bought this card just for you... -and on the inside it said- ...and then I wiped my **** on it. (and there was a big brown coloured line printed on the card right up the middle from the bottom to the top of the inside cover). Pure comedy gold, albeit brown gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted September 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Is it the full moon time darebear LB oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii brat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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