BTMS Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 no3 Tandem. How do you keep an idiot in suspence?....... ................... ... Tell you tomorrow (steel helmet on) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Heres one for the kids: Count backwards on your fingures ie thumb no 10 pinky is 6. Then ask kids how many fingures on other hand ie 5, and together 11. It had my boss in stiches for all of 1 second What getters wetter the better it dries. Sorry........ exit stage left A towel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB I see you accidently missed this one Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler. LB That's a Bell. Took your time to find it LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 There is a pond 12ft in diameter. Dead in the middle of the pond is a lilly. Dead in the middle of the lilly is a frog. How far does the frog have to jump to get to dry land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB I see you accidently missed this one Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler. LB That's a Bell. Took your time to find it LB Actually, I would say it took me perhaps 6 seconds: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=You...ot+a+lung&meta= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB I see you accidently missed this one Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler. LB That's a Bell. Took your time to find it LB Actually, I would say it took me perhaps 6 seconds: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=You...ot+a+lung&meta= So you cheated? LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Well not so much cheated as elected to seek out the assistance of Google to check the answer I had already thought of. So in summary, most certainly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 2 more 1 what is the the heaviest thing in the world 2 what is the lit est Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 There is a pond 12ft in diameter. Dead in the middle of the pond is a lilly. Dead in the middle of the lilly is a frog. How far does the frog have to jump to get to dry land? It cant, its dead! 2 more1 what is the the heaviest thing in the world 2 what is the lit est 1. The world itself? 2. The sun? Whens a door not a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 when its ajar. if a plane crashed on the border of the usa and mexico carrying brittish citizens ... where do they bury the survivors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Why would you bury survivors? 1. If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2. If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy1 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Why would you bury survivors? 1. If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2. If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first? 1. 2 2. The match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I looked south and there was the sun. I turned around and there was the sun in front of me......... Where am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 There is a pond 12ft in diameter. Dead in the middle of the pond is a lilly. Dead in the middle of the lilly is a frog. How far does the frog have to jump to get to dry land? It cant, its dead! 2 more 1 what is the the heaviest thing in the world 2 what is the lit est 1. The world itself? 2. The sun :yp: :( 1 a **** even Samson could not hold it 2 your **** even your imagination can lift it sorry if the smelling confused ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I looked south and there was the sun. I turned around and there was the sun in front of me......... Where am I? Nr Ipswich, Suffolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Mungler :yp: North Pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 What is Ben but isn't John? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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