Graham M Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 As a mom passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. shocked, she asked: "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied: "Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband! please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "Dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, mom came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room . She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. "What the hell are you doing?" The wife asked: - - - - - - - - : "I’m watching football with my son-in-law." G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 LMAO all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl h Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Excelent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Suffolk shooter Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 That's hilarious, just what I needed on this grey morning at work, the guys here loved it to. That's hilarious, just what I needed on this grey morning at work, the guys here loved it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pin Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Terrible echo in here Terrible echo in here Top stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Terrible echo in here Terrible echo in here Top stuff I noticed that I noticed that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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