Hormones in beer

[henry d]

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists

released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of

female hormones in beer.

 

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is

that beer contains female hormones, (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that

by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

 

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour

period.

 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) became overly emotional.

6) couldn't drive.

7) failed to think rationally

:( had to sit down while urinating.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

[Suffolk shooter]

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists

released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of

female hormones in beer.

 

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is

that beer contains female hormones, (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that

by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

 

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour

period.

 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) became overly emotional.

6) couldn't drive.

7) failed to think rationally

had to sit down while urinating.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

 

 

:(

[Axe]

8 Pints in 1 hour!

 

 

:(

[Paul in North Lincs.]

that must be why I've grown 'bitch-titties' then............................................ :(

[darebear]

~raises eyebrow at henry_the_profile_hi-jacker~

 

:(

[henry d]

~raises eyebrow at henry_the_profile_hi-jacker~

 

Moi......mais non,Je suis les Signature Bandit

[kirky640]

nice one henry

[darebear]

nice one henry

oi.

[Hunter]

Thats great good find!