Cranfield Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Henry and Malcolm were walking through a wood, when they came upon a large hole in the ground. "I wonder how deep that is", Henry said, "drop a stone in and see", replied Malcolm. So Henry dropped a stone in and they heard nothing. "That must be really deep", said Malcolm, "help me lift this large rock, we should hear that". So they dropped a large rock in and still heard nothing. "I don't believe this", said Henry, "look over there in the bushes is an old concrete railway sleeper, give me a hand and we will drop that in". So with much grunting and swearing, they manhandled the old concrete railway sleeper into the hole. They were then amazed to see a goat running towards them, which jumped straight down the hole. They were still standing there in shock, when a Farmer came up to them and asked, "have you seen my goat ?" "One just ran right out of the trees and jumped down this hole", said Malcolm. "Couldn't have been mine" said the Farmer, "he was chained to an old concrete railway sleeper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 good start to the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 I tell ya cranners, this hole is really deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 silly but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 -rolls eyes- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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