deadeye ive Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, get out of the taxi before I get to the driveway. I slowly turn the key and creep into the hall, take my shoes off before I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!" His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I pay the taxi man in the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, crash through the front door, pee hard into the toilet water, break wind, slam the seat down, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say!, WHO'S HORNY?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works Every Time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Brilliant :( I should have tried that the other night after I asked her to pick me up from the train station, promptly fell asleep and ended up in Colchester She wasn't amused P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 :( LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 either that or 'I've got a headache'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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