lurcherboy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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new to the flock Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 It was entertainment night at the senior centre, and the Amazing Claude >was >topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist >do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he >announced, >"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put >into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the >audience." > >The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique >pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this >antique >watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six >generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while >quietly chanting, >"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd was >mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its >polished >surface. >Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until suddenly, it >slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into >a >hundred pieces......................... >"****!" said the hypnotist... > >It took three days to clean up the senior centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 ROTFFLMAO LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerman Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" LB ; ) sublime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SNAKEBITE Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" LB That is a very good joke indeed. I have just "quoted" the joke so as to avoid any confusion as to which joke I was talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wookie Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 NTTF... You should be ashamed of yourself! *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 and Cheered me up no end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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