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For all of you "Boys" with Love xoxo

 

 

 

The Why's of Men

 

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

 

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour

lock)

You're laughing, aren't you?!?!

 

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

 

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

 

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know....it never happened)

 

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

 

And the personal favourite:

 

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in

your heart... Then you are just an sour old ****

 

 

Trix

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For all of you "Boys" with Love xoxo

 

 

 

The Why's of Men

 

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

 

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour

lock)

You're laughing, aren't you?!?!

 

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

 

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

 

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know....it never happened)

 

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

 

And the personal favourite:

 

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in

your heart... Then you are just an sour old ****

 

 

Trix

:good::good: At least if it's up.................... it's dry :oops:

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For all of you "Boys" with Love xoxo

 

 

 

The Why's of Men

 

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

 

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour

lock)

You're laughing, aren't you?!?!

 

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

 

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

 

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know....it never happened)

 

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

 

And the personal favourite:

 

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in

your heart... Then you are just an sour old ****

 

 

Trix

 

 

ok will give you that one :good::good:

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