new to the flock Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 For all of you "Boys" with Love xoxo The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes! And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you are just an sour old **** Trix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 OOH thats us told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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darebear Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice one trix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice one trix Theres a suprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 For all of you "Boys" with Love xoxo The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes! And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you are just an sour old **** Trix At least if it's up.................... it's dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 She's a laugh ain't she? LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
florida1 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 For all of you "Boys" with Love xoxo The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes! And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you are just an sour old **** Trix ok will give you that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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