njc110381 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Mr ***** I'm calling about a car accident you've had in the last 3 years Which one? Have you had more than one? Yes a guy hit me in 2012 then again in 2013. What happened in 2012? This bloke run into my car and broke both my legs, can you get me money? Yes we can Mr Brooks, what happened in 2013? The same bloke came back and rammed me again this time breaking 3 arms He broke your arm in 3 places? No he broke all 3 of my arms, can you get me money cos I'm worried he'll be back this year. Mr Brooks are you having a joke with me? No, can you get me money? Yes if you are telling the truth. How much can you get me? one of my 3 arms don't work now? Goodbye Mr ******* Well that made me laugh... Going to have to try it next time I get a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerSim Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) This is why I tend not to answer the house phone. we have not had a handset plugged in to the land line for YEARS now, for this very reason.... only keep it for the Broadband.. hear, hear: that was funny - I wouldn't have the time to do that, but it was funny! Edited April 5, 2014 by FarmerSim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I tried to place an order for windows all round the house plus a conservatory. Ranjit (he told me his name was Claude in very broken English) tried to tell me it was not that sort of Window problem, I said it was as they were draughty. The call did not last too much longer. excellent! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I've bought a PRIMOS POWER CROW CALLER,I like to practice my technique on any muppets who call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolk dumpling Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 An old (82) shooting buddy who hasn't driven for 4 years and has never owned a computer regularly has long chats with very nice people usually called George or Simon who ask him to open up his Vindows as he has a virus...... He also gets another very nice young lady who actually appears to be English asking him about the accident he had last year. Being very old and forgetful he tells her a lot of details of an accident he was involved in 30 years ago. Apparently she gets quite excited by this until he mentions, very long into the conversation, it was in March 1984! Then he is rather sad she puts the phone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolk dumpling Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 An old (82) shooting buddy who hasn't driven for 4 years and has never owned a computer regularly has long chats with very nice people usually called George or Simon who ask him to open up his Vindows as he has a virus...... He also gets another very nice young lady who actually appears to be English asking him about the accident he had last year. Being very old and forgetful he tells her a lot of details of an accident he was involved in 30 years ago. Apparently she gets quite excited by this until he mentions, very long into the conversation, it was in March 1984! Then he is rather sad she puts the phone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 This is why I tend not to answer the house phone. i dont answer any numbers i dont recognize on home phone or mobile, i have another mobile for work its just a payg so no chance of a scam there but i would enjoy winding them up but i never get these calls on that 1. we have not had a handset plugged in to the land line for YEARS now, for this very reason.... only keep it for the Broadband.. same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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