wickedandlazee Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 An old one but still funny Has your girlfriend put on weight and is starting to look less and less attractive Heres the solution Get her to walk 3 miles in the morning Get her to walk another 3 miles in the evening repeat this every day By the end of the week, the fat b1tch will be 42 miles away Problem Solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJaxeman Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Very Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 i'll mention it to herself when she gets in from work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Rather like when I bought my wife a used Ford Mondeo....................ungrateful trogg said " this is ****.....I want something that'll go from 0 - 140 in a split second ".........................................so I bought the fat bitch a set of bathroom scales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethevanman Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Paul the ferrari spider does 0-60mph in about 3sec, so if she wants 0-140mph in a split second, she doesant need a ford mondeo, she needs a rocket car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Rather like when I bought my wife a used Ford Mondeo....................ungrateful trogg said " this is ****.....I want something that'll go from 0 - 140 in a split second ".........................................so I bought the fat bitch a set of bathroom scales Nice one m8 will have to remember that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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