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wickedandlazee
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An old one but still funny

 

Has your girlfriend put on weight and is starting to look less and less attractive

 

Heres the solution

 

Get her to walk 3 miles in the morning

Get her to walk another 3 miles in the evening

repeat this every day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the end of the week, the fat b1tch will be 42 miles away

 

Problem Solved

 

:blush::/:P

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Rather like when I bought my wife a used Ford Mondeo....................ungrateful trogg said " this is ****.....I want something that'll go from 0 - 140 in a split second ".........................................so I bought the fat bitch a set of bathroom scales :lol::P

 

 

Nice one m8 will have to remember that one :):yes:

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