new to the flock Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 >>I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people >>die of natural causes >> >>Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a >>weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the >>ground easily, it is a valuable plant. >> >>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a >>replacement. >> >>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. >> >>There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. >> >>Life is sexually transmitted. >> >>Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. >> >>The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. >> >>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying >>of nothing. >> >>Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks >>about seeing UFOs like they used to? >> >>Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. >> >>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to >>criticism. >> >>In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is >>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. >> >>How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a >>whole box to start a campfire? >> >>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze >>these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" >> >>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat >>the next thing that comes outta its butt." >> >>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? >> >>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? >> >>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? >> >>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? >>I have such pretty Blonde hair why do I dye it BLACK Love You Ice Princess xoxoxox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 well har bloody har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 u guys are well harsh to her, i think u should give it a rest for a few minutes at least, all ur jokes are using up my bandwidth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 isn't it your bedtime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 didnt realise the north pole had an internet connection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 didnt realise the north pole had an internet connection omg you little &^£%$(%)^&£^"%$(% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 pardon, cant quite hear you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Brings back memories from a few months back when the screaming great scary hoolie thing was terrorising flash on his computer. Darebear scaring flash and us coming to the conclusion that she is a monster! FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 you two had just better hope you never get to meet the screaming great scary hoolie thing in person, otherwise her size 8 boot will kick you up the &rse from here to next week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 size 8 and they go on about hawkeye and is feet, you ain't related are ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 size 8 and they go on about hawkeye and is feet, you ain't related are ya yeah, he's my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 you two had just better hope you never get to meet the screaming great scary hoolie thing in person, otherwise her size 8 boot will kick you up the &rse from here to next week! I thought you worked with children? RUN TOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 lol. im so glad im in devon, we already have the beast of dartmoor and exmoor, dont think theyll let another one in ps, darebear are u coming to the bisley meet, if so nick can u take my name off the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 i do work with children yes. you are correct. and no, most unfortunately i will not be attending bisley this year because scaffy is offshore then. most annoying. on the up side, at least you are safe to attend. this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 thank god,dont think i could have shot the 100 clays with a size 8 foot print onmy **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Darebear is a big softy really . Just need to give her a bit of collyflower to chew on , and she will just sit in the corner like a good puppy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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