pavman Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, and have a great time. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast! The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings, Bangers, eegs, black pudding, Bacon, toast, the works. "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman, and I am just an average guy, Why would you pick me, I am such a lucky guy. Wait for it! "she replies. . " "You just happened to catch my eye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 OMG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Is there a "groaning" smiley icon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Jesus....they just keep getting worse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 eegs and beacon for breakfast - took me a while, something in your eye?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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