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Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,

but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him,

was in an English prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Mick,

I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me

potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden

plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig

the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Father,

For GOD'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them

****** BODIES!

Love, Mick

At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and local

police officrs showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a depth of about

six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they apologized to the old man

and left.

The next day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Father,

Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. It's the best I could do under the

circumstances.

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