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Just come back from my stag weekend in Bournemouth.

 

Got back Sunday and I'm still feeling rough today.

 

I'd just like to thank the girls of Wiggle lap dancing bar of parting me and my friends of sooo much of our cash but totally worth it.

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The red bull and paracetamol stopped working yesterday.

 

No pain now (did think I was actually dying on the train on Sunday) but my brain is mush and unable to work properly.

 

I'm about to leave the office for leaving drinks of a mate but I don't think this is a good idea.

 

Help! Any suggestions?

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Despite being born in a Pub, I don't drink, so I have no personal experience of instant hangover cures.

 

We use to recommend everyone to drink an Underburg (if you can still get it), that seemed to do the trick. :good:

 

Alernatively, make your excuses and go straight home. :good:

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It was your own fault as you did prepare properly. :nod:.

 

The sensible thing to have done would be to go out on the two nights before the main event for a few drinks. Not too many on night 1 but nothing a that a bacon sarnie and 40 winks can't cure the next day. Night 2 you need to build on the previous nights quantity. Come friday night you're ready for the big one and by Saturday you're invincible, all the girls fancy you and you're the funniest guy in the room. Job done. :good:

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It was your own fault as you did prepare properly. :nod:.

 

The sensible thing to have done would be to go out on the two nights before the main event for a few drinks. Not too many on night 1 but nothing a that a bacon sarnie and 40 winks can't cure the next day. Night 2 you need to build on the previous nights quantity. Come friday night you're ready for the big one and by Saturday you're invincible, all the girls fancy you and you're the funniest guy in the room. Job done. :good:

 

can't fault that logic. :good:

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Thanks for the advice.

 

I decided that I'd just go and have a couple then go home for an early night.

 

In reality the first pint was not good so swapped to the JD for the rest of the night and strangely enough I started feeling better and then the pub closed and we were thrown out, went onto some where else and then made my way home via pasty shop, lovely I though......

 

...... until I woke up this morning after a rubbish sleep and feel awful, got various client meetings this morning and need to crawl into a corner and die.

 

Poacher I blame you, why didn't I listen to Cranfield, oh well time for a greasy bacon sandwich I think :good:

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I drove through Clapham junction this morning....some lunatic was walking around in the traffic looking like a zombie and waving their arms.....now I know who it was :/

 

Might have been me but then it could have been any of the other Special Brew lovers that are around Clapham. If the person you saw was being glared at by a young lady then it was me, as I was getting my ear chewed off at the time about coming home late and drunk and keeping her awake all night with my snoaring.

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