blackthorn Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 A convict breaks in to a house, and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom, The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him , or he'll kill us. i saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, i love you!" The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom.Lets see who's ******* strong now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 LMFCO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 OMG Best laugh in ages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bsa si Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 cool very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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