lurcherboy Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 For my mucka who lost a diamond worker tonight to a car. You are a hairy fleabag. You never do a stitch of work unless you want to. You lick the faces of complete strangers with the sole intention of underlining my own social inhibitions. Sometimes you smell like old red wine, a bouquet of damp fur. Not only are you colour-blind, you also cannot tell the difference between a carpet and a couch. You pretend you find the word "no" incomprehensible. You insist on sharing your unmelodious bark with the entire neighbourhood whenever someone walks past your front door. For some reason, you are afraid of statues. Statues just freak you out. You are utterly shameless. You are the laziest, dirtiest, most stubborn and presumptuous thing I have ever known, and I think you are perfect. Not my words but they do sum up this little cock of a JR cross. RIP ******, thinking of you too geezer, I hope the family recover soon LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 LB you sentimental old fool you Sorry to hear about your mates loss BUT I love the fact that the dog's name is ******...sooooo PC Did I get that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Thanks for that LB, I`m going to send it on to my mate who just lost his border to the big C, but he was 15 year old. Strange how terriers are almost invincible, this one, Sid, was even run over 3 years ago by a landy but fortunately the ground was soft. I don`t need a terrier but boy would I like one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Nice one LB D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Well said Mate Rest in peace ******. NTTF Oh and Henry, everybody needs a terrier....it keeps you honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Matey says thanks for the replies. He would post himself but he is just a reader and refuses to join as there are too many idiots on here. Highlander the little ****** was snowy white hence his name. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Thanks for that LB, I`m going to send it on to my mate who just lost his border to the big C, but he was 15 year old. hd that dog didn't die of cancer... at 15 it just died! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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