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lurcherboy
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For my mucka who lost a diamond worker tonight to a car.

 

 

 

You are a hairy fleabag.

You never do a stitch of work unless you want to.

You lick the faces of complete strangers

with the sole intention of underlining

my own social inhibitions.

 

Sometimes you smell like old red wine,

a bouquet of damp fur.

 

Not only are you colour-blind,

you also cannot tell the difference between

a carpet and a couch.

 

You pretend you find the word

"no" incomprehensible.

You insist on sharing your unmelodious

bark with the entire neighbourhood

whenever someone walks past your front door.

 

For some reason, you are afraid of

statues. Statues just freak you out.

 

You are utterly shameless.

 

You are the laziest, dirtiest,

most stubborn and presumptuous thing

I have ever known,

 

 

and I think you are perfect.

 

 

 

Not my words but they do sum up this little cock of a JR cross.

 

 

RIP ******, thinking of you too geezer, I hope the family recover soon :good:

 

 

 

 

LB

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Thanks for that LB, I`m going to send it on to my mate who just lost his border to the big C, but he was 15 year old.

Strange how terriers are almost invincible, this one, Sid, was even run over 3 years ago by a landy but fortunately the ground was soft.

 

I don`t need a terrier but boy would I like one :good::sick::lol:

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