pavman Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "£750" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "£2250" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"£3000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that game again. You're in my cupboard now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 That's the best joke I've heard in a long long time, thanks Pav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie1606 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Very Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I like it ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Two nuns in the bath..... First nun - "Where's the soap?" Second nun "Yes it does doesn't it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 ***** @ Pavman and Norfolk boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I would hope that I have not missed something obvious there but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Nice one Pav , I've shamelessly cut and pasted that into several e-mails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlin1 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Very good, keep 'em coming............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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