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Tarquin and Fiona were taken by Mummy and Daddy for a days Shopping in Harrods.

 

"Go into the sports section and choose yourself a Rugby shirt" said mummy to Tarquin, and off he went.

 

To his Mums horror he chose a Welsh rugby shirt because he liked the colour.

 

"What the bloody hell are you playing at" screamed his mum and belted him around the head with her Gucci hand bag.

 

On hearing her Brothers cries Fiona came running across to her brother to see what all the fuss was about. When mummy told her that her brother had chosen a Welsh rugby shirt she too smacked him across the bonce with a hockey stick.

 

Daddy was in the nearby golf section and he too heard the rumpas. "What the Devil is going on," he said, "this is Harrods."

 

When it was explained that Tarquin had chosen a Welsh rugby shirt he picked up 3 iron and smacked tarquin in the gonads with it.

 

"Get in the car" said the Daddy "we are all going home now!"

 

As they were driving back home in the Bentley, Daddy turned to Tarquin and said "Well son I hope you have learned something today from this whole distasteful episode."

 

"Yes I have Sir" said tarquin... "Well what is it?"

 

I have only been a Welsh rugby fan for 1/2 and hour and already I hate the Fu##ing English ! :yp:

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In America they put woman on a pedestal but in Wales they've put her on their national flag.

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A Welshman, an Australian and an Englishman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.

 

The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

 

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.

 

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

 

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

 

The Australian was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:

 

"Please tie a pillow to my back."

 

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

 

The Welshman was next up. After watching the Australian in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Welshman was soon led away whimpering loudly.

 

The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

 

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Englishman replied."In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

 

"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

 

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.

 

"Tie the Welshman to my back."

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