Men's Green JACK DAW Body Warmer Size Medium ( New )

[marsh man]

A new and unused body warmer made by JACK DAW , full zip fastening , studded pockets , sleeveless and warm lining , Size is Med and the pit to pit is 22 inches , From a smoke free home , Any questions ? Please ask £16.00 Collected £20 POSTED

[TIGHTCHOKE]

That won't fit Jaymo............................................

[marsh man]

47 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

That won't fit Jaymo............................................

He could get one arm in , that would keep half his body warm at high altitude , not sure if they do Jaymo's size for a complete garment .

[Jaymo]

12 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

That won't fit Jaymo............................................

Cheeky ***. But you’re right though. 

[Jaymo]

11 hours ago, marsh man said:

He could get one arm in , that would keep half his body warm at high altitude , not sure if they do Jaymo's size for a complete garment .

And you’re just as bad, from TC I expect it! 

[marsh man]

2 hours ago, Jaymo said:

And you’re just as bad, from TC I expect it! 

You know I wouldn't insult a fellow county man Jaymo , or no one else come to that , but whatever garment I list is always to small and never to big , so what I am I to think ?

I can't disclose any names as per forum rules , but he do use Red cartridges and have been connected to a similar profession of your own .no more clues.  

[Jaymo]

4 hours ago, marsh man said:

You know I wouldn't insult a fellow county man Jaymo , or no one else come to that , but whatever garment I list is always to small and never to big , so what I am I to think ?

I can't disclose any names as per forum rules , but he do use Red cartridges and have been connected to a similar profession of your own .no more clues.  

Having met Mr Red, I can confirm that he too, will not be purchasing your items in their current sizes 😉

[JKD]

Just now, Jaymo said:

Having met Mr Red, I can confirm that he too, will not be purchasing your items in their current sizes 😉

TOUCHÉ 🤜

[TIGHTCHOKE]

I am reliably informed that he is now a 36" waist.   

[JKD]

Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said:

I am reliably informed that he is now a 36" waist.   

Lots of "reliably informed" comments on here today 🤔🫣😇🤣

[marsh man]

1 minute ago, Jaymo said:

Having met Mr Red, I can confirm that he too, will not be purchasing your items in their current sizes 😉

I have also met your good self and Mr Red , t b h , that man get to go to more  places in search of game and cartridges than you do transporting passengers across the globe ☺️, he is normally a universal size which range from just over small to just under extra large , I bet the body warmer would fit him a treat , might be a little tight in places but who is going to notice that in the fog up in North Yorkshire while game shooting 

[Jaymo]

31 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

I am reliably informed that he is now a 36" waist.   

My waist is 36”, it’s the bit directly above that’s the problem. 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

8 minutes ago, Jaymo said:

My waist is 36”, it’s the bit directly above that’s the problem. 

How many X's are there on the lable?

I now have none.

[Jaymo]

15 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

How many X's are there on the lable?

I now have none.

Got it from two, down to one. 
But even though I didn’t make Santa’s naughty list, I did put some of the 8 kg that I lost, back on in the past 6 weeks 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

43 minutes ago, Jaymo said:

Got it from two, down to one. 
But even though I didn’t make Santa’s naughty list, I did put some of the 8 kg that I lost, back on in the past 6 weeks 

Now you can start again then?

[Jaymo]

8 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Now you can start again then?

Yep and also…

GLWS John 😉

[marsh man]

1 hour ago, Jaymo said:

Yep and also…

GLWS John 😉

This could end up P / W longest thread ever for selling a small article of clothing , I might even be getting a bill from one of the mods , if I do then you might have to show me how to set up a go fund page 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

It might fit him after the Marathon RELAY...........................

[Jaymo]

18 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

It might fit him after the Marathon RELAY...........................

You shamed me into shedding the weight to enable some purchases from John, and what better cause….

 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Yes indeed, I shall have to throw some money at YOUR PAGE.   

[Jaymo]

1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Yes indeed, I shall have to throw some money at YOUR PAGE.   

No pressure, but a huge thank you.