ollie Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. Paddy politely ignored the englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation. The Englishman snapped his gum and said "Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?" Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied "Of course". The Englishman blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In England we only eat whats inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ireland". The Englishman had a smirk on his face. Paddy listened in silence. The Englishman persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread, Sighing, Paddy replied "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Englishman said, "We don't. In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them , transform them into jam and sell it to Ireland." Paddy then asked "Do you have sex in England?" The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do." Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course." Now it was Paddys turn to smile. "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 UGHHH..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Good wan Ollie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakie174 Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Nice one Ollie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdev Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 You Bloody Irish are ganging up on us again.... Im going down the pub tonight so expect a barrage of Irish jokes tomorrow boys!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 FM after Englands performance the other night I wouldn't bother with the Irish jokes We took pity on ya's and gave out no banter, Japan come on (in the voice of Bart Simpson) all together now 'HA HA'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 ah good joke mate. it will go down in the pub next time im in there. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 12 year olds in pubs .... Whatever next ?Cows jumping over the moon ? all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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