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Why you posting **** like that mate?

 

You lot are a bunch of ******** weirdos. Isn't this a shooting forum?

 

I hope you aint all freaks.

 

There there Airassasin your safe now I have removed it.

 

FYI: General Banter Talk about things other than Shooting... '

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Spanks all round

 

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Alright Henry erotic computer games is one thing... Spanking on the other hand!

 

 

A new gun would be a good idea, I am fed shining the torch on that 10 bore so he can see the primer cap on the hammer.

 

May I suggest a nice Browning Gold light or a Remington SP10, curently on offer in Forsey's for 999.00 and 1399.00 respectively.

 

Failing that an all expenses paid trip to spearmint rhino should do the trick.

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For those that missed the picture I shall paint a poor picture, podgey, balding, mustachioed, man in a less than fetching red baby doll nighty, taking part in a lonely, but ultimately interactive, scenario with a machine/computer/game console.

 

To para phrase M`learned friend..........Move on nothing to see here.

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For those that missed the picture I shall paint a poor picture, podgey, balding, mustachioed, man in a less than fetching red baby doll nighty, taking part in a lonely, but ultimately interactive, scenario with a machine/computer/game console.

 

To para phrase M`learned friend..........Move on nothing to see here.

 

Oh so it was a genuine piccy of pavman then :good:

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For those that missed the picture I shall paint a poor picture, podgey, balding, mustachioed, man in a less than fetching red baby doll nighty, taking part in a lonely, but ultimately interactive, scenario with a machine/computer/game console.

 

To para phrase M`learned friend..........Move on nothing to see here.

 

 

Twasnt me ma Lod :good:

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For those that missed the picture I shall paint a poor picture, podgey, balding, mustachioed, man in a less than fetching red baby doll nighty, taking part in a lonely, but ultimately interactive, scenario with a machine/computer/game console.

 

 

You forgot the 2 breast pumps :good:

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