ME Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 OK, so within the last few minutes I have been asked by one of my mates to be his best man - in MARCH. We have known each other since 1986 at school so I have loads of stories. Can anyone share some best man gags or websites that they have used in the past ? Cheers fellas Matt (LV) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Google "Best Man speeches", you will get over 1000 options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Google "Best Man speeches", you will get over 1000 options. Yes indeedy, I am doing that too. Maybe I should re-phrase the question - does anyone have some favourite speeches or lines that they have heard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 "i have a dream" i'd go with the google option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy111 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Ask him if he's photos of his-now wife in the nude. He'll certainly say no, then ask if he wants some. Yes I know it's an old one, but will either get a laugh or a black eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 (edited) At Breadster's wedding, his best man looked at the bride and said: 'And I hear you're flying to Florida for your Honeymoon, after the reception?' The bride replied, 'No, Scotland, tomorrow!' 'That's strange', he said, 'I distinctly heard him say earlier, that he was going to TAMPA with you this evening!' Edited January 6, 2008 by Floating Chamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 (edited) OK, so within the last few minutes I have been asked by one of my mates to be his best man - in MARCH. We have known each other since 1986 at school so I have loads of stories. Can anyone share some best man gags or websites that they have used in the past ? Cheers fellas Matt (LV) Matt, I've got the video of the one I did for Mike - there's some good stuff in there to rob. EDIT: My favorite bit was the "she's a great cook in the kitchen and can't wait to be a great hor... (pauses as turns page)......ticulturalist in the garden....." - on the video you can hear in the pin drop silence as I turn the page the groom's grandmother start to go into one - well she's the one with the filthy mind. Edited January 6, 2008 by Mungler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I'm glad he listened when I told him to stop banging his now sister in law! Obviously I've never been asked to be a best man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Ask him if he's photos of his-now wife in the nude. He'll certainly say no, then ask if he wants some. Yes I know it's an old one, but will either get a laugh or a black eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbruno Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 just dont talk about any stripper and pub stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean k Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Have sent you a PM of the last one I did, went very well (honest!!). There are a few gags that were borowed, but also some I worked in. Hope it helps, Dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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