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Maybe I should just keep going around the M25 Fisherman. Is it really that **** in Yarmouth? The Yarmouth councils website looked fairly good.

Its not that bad really... I remember it with ill because of a 6 hour car journey in the late 60,s from Glos when I puked all the way and got really badly sunburned on the first day....not a happy memory.... A good base to get out and explore the Broads though...

 

and a half decent race track... see if you can get there next Wednesday 11th. A lot of the Newmarket handlers like to run their horses there ( Obviously) and the quality of races is quite good. Its a galloping track which suits long striding horses so back the big ******* in the parade ring.

 

Have a nice time.

 

FM

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We'll try Fisherman. I'm sure my nine yr old daughter will love it.

Thanks for the horses tip. I'll get my missus to bet for me! She won £6000 on the Irish lottery the other day for a £1 stake. If anyone wants to send me their lottery tickets for Saturdays draw, I'll get her to rub them and make them lucky.

(I wonder if anyone will send)!!!!!!!!!

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This might bring I smile to some of you. (No malice intended, as I note how touchy some are getting.

Guy comes home from work and his misses says " we must sit down and talk about our financial situation, we,re broke"

"Let me just have my dinner first" says hubby

"OK" says she, "I'll pop up and have a shower"

She comes back down in her robe after e few minutes.

"I'll go and have a soak in the bath before we talk" says hubby.

Missus is sitting down when there,s a knock on the door.

"Come in" she say. "Hello Arthur, what can I do for you" (Authur is next door nieghbor)

"Can I borrow a couple of teabags, bloody run out"

"Of course" she says.

"My you look radient" says Authur. "I,ve just got out the shower" she says.

"Cor, I'll give you £1000 if you show me whats under the robe"

Thinking of their financial siuation she agrees.

"Fantastic" says Arthur, "for another £1000 can I have a quicky".

"You,ll have to be quick, my husband will be back down shortly"

Hubby eventually comes down. "Now about the finances. We'll start with Arthur, he owes my £2000"....... ;) RTR

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