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My new coat


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After coming home from the cheshire show we felt it only right to nip to the pub to spend all the money I had just saved on buying all me bargains. In the pub, me mate Dave comes up and says as he is moving he is having a clear out and would I be interested in a coat that no longer fits him. Fearing the worst I says bring it in and he turns up moments later with a Norwegian army arctic survival jacket. It is made with the entire fleece of a sheep inside, not just the skin, a collar made out of a fleece that when pulled up completely covers my heqd and a waterproofed cotton outer shell. It weighs over 20Lb and is the dogs. I will never be cold again and will be brilliant for flighting on the marshes this year. No real point to the post, Just showing off and telling what a Beezing day yesterday was.

jim (as snug as a bug can be)Dfish

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Just so I do not make any mistakes, when is Tupping season and is there any aftershaves or anything that I should not wear, you know, that could make them frisky and unable to resist a man in a jacket like mine. Also if say a person where to , you know, try to avoid that sort of scene where would be the best place for him not to be during Tupping time in a big coat like mine.

jim( definetely not even a bit curious)Dfish

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